I can’t help feeling lucky to have found ‘the One’ – Sitting here with my girls as our hair gets done, Won’t be drinking that much in one sitting again!Īfter endless to-do lists for over a year, The stag do’s a blur, same goes for the Hen – The stationery’s been ordered, along with the flowers,įavours are done after fiddling for hours. Something borrowed? Check! Ditto old and blue. The photographer’s chosen, all bills have been paid. The band has been booked, the cake has been made, Work the whole together until everything is well mixed and bake gently forever. Then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Stir the pounded wit and good humor into the sweet argument, Put the love, good looks and sweet temper into a well furnished house.īeat the butter of youth to a cream, and mix well together with the blindness of faults. There’s been pain and heartache, dark moments and allīut we’ve come through it together and we’re still having a ball!” Make home your sanctuary, behind that front doorīut I wouldn’t change a thing it has to be said To face challenges head on whatever the weather So remember to always have a laugh together He’s your Mr Wonderful, wins hands down by a mile! Your knees still go weak when he cracks a smile Just remember why you married your lovely chap Then you’ll render him speechless with a little cryĪnd girls when you argue, fight and scrap ‘I’ve just done my nails’, he’ll hear you sigh You won’t change the wheel when the tyre is flat Just go with the flow, you must give and takeĬause you’re no saint either, just remember that Still drinks with his mates, what’s that all about?īut don’t constantly shout, give him a break He won’t give you flowers or take you out He’ll belch and fart and scratch his balls He won’t do the dishes or pick up his smalls He’ll cherish you less than he does his new car Girls, you have to work hard at being wed Marriage Is For Life, Not Just The Wedding Day My partner in crime, the love of my life, Our memories of this day will last forever so true,Īnd remember my wife I will always love you!” The evening draws to a close and soon it will end,īut never will our love with me and my best friend, We thank them for coming and sharing emotions a-plenty. The evening begins and the drinks start to flow,Įveryone’s dancing and enjoying the show,īut times getting on and the room starts to empty, The music is flowing my heart begins to pull, Now the first dance in front of our guests, With smiles and warmth from laughter in flow, Soon are the speeches from best man and co., New friends and acquaintances now the welcomes are done. To celebrate the love of two perfect soulmates.Īt the reception the food begins to arrive, Next to the reception where good times awaits, The woman I’ve married I was lucky to find, The ceremonies over, the register is signed, With tears in our eyes we say our I do’s,Īnd promise to each other this love we won’t lose. The love we feel for each other so pure so rare, The ceremony begins and love fills the air, To see the joining of love between myself and my bride,Īs you walk down the aisle the emotion is felt,Īnd as my eyes fixed upon you my heart melted. The Wedding March begins the room filled with pride, Soon you’ll be in my arms with nothing to fear. To begin the new chapter of the rest of our lives.įor you to arrive of course fashionably late, Made more perfect with your glowing, natural beauty.Your hair’s been done perfect, your make up too,Soon we’ll be married and my dreams will come true.Īt the church I’ll be waiting for you to arrive, With a flowing outfit I am longing to see, Today is the best day in both of our lives.Ĭlimb out of bed my darling and begin to dress, We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,Īnd when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.ĭo I need to promise a shining star and the moon?ĭo I need to prove my love by fighting some goon? True love is the greatest thing in the worldĮxcept for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, So, choose from our list of funny wedding poems, and get the giggling begin. Funny wedding poems alleviate everyone’s mood and convert their smile to laughter.